Angus the Goof.

I need to write down a few funny things Angus said over the past couple of weeks. That boy sure keeps me hopping, and laughing, and speaking firmly (okay fine, yelling).

- According to Angus there are three types of pee you can have. They are plastic pee, yellow pee, and yellowish-plastic pee. Plastic pee is the kind you want because it is clear, so that means you have had enough water to drink. Yellow and yellowish-plastic mean you better get yourself a cup of the clear stuff.

-Angus has a habit of associating a tv show or movie he has seen with any music that he hears. For example, if he hears a song on the radio he will say "Oh this is Ben10 music," or "Oh, this is Curious George music." Also, he likes to come up with band names for the songs that he hears. Like today we were listening to a CD (yes, a CD I am still in the dark ages over here) and he said "this song is by the Red Farts."

- Angus and I both had to go use the bathroom at church this past Sunday, so we went into the ladies bathroom together. He went in his own stall and finished up before I did. While he was waiting outside my stall door I asked him if he needed help snapping his pants at the waist since the snap on that pair was a difficult one. And as I opened the door he replied in a sing songy voice, "Yes officer," and he was bent over mooning me as he wiggled his naked bum from side to side.

-This morning as I was working in the office he said, "Mom, I would like to take a picture of my butt and send it to Owen (his cousin) so he can have it at his house."