An After Dinner Adventure

Tonight after dinner I turned into a tickle zombie.

According to Oscar I had eaten too many boogers, and had died because of it. So naturally I returned from my booger induced death as a tickle zombie. With arms out in front of me, I awkwardly chased the boys zombie style around the house. While we ran, between all their giggling, they called me "Pee-pee, poo-poo, and throw-up."

For reasons unknown, I quickly morphed from mom-zombie into skunk spray girl. Every time I caught the boys I would point my hiney at them, lift my tail (or leg) and drench them with my skunk spray. They laughed hysterically.
Then Oscar acquired the melting breath super power. Every time he breathed on me, a part of me melted. This continued until both my arms, legs, and half of my head had been melted away by his nuclear breath.

And that was the end of tickle zombie and skunk spray girl. Melting breath boy, and his super cute sidekick "blondie the giggler" reigned supreme yet again.