Simple Rich's

We have a sleep walker in our house.

Not just a sleep walker actually, but a sleep pee-er.

A couple nights ago, about a half hour after we put the kids to bed, Bryan heard Oscar laughing. Oscar often laughs in his sleep, but Bryan went to check on him anyway. When he looked in his bed, Oscar was not there.

Bryan followed the sound of sleep laughter into the bathroom. In the dim glow of the nightlight he could see Oscar standing with his pants down and standing in the peeing position.

However Oscar was not standing at the toilet. In fact Oscar was not even standing near the toilet.  He was standing in the opposite corner of the toilet, and facing the opposite direction of the toilet.

Oscar stood there sleeping and laughing as Bryan discovered the giant pee puddle in the middle of the bathroom floor. Bryan quickly pointed Oscar in the correct toilet facing direction and tried to wake him. But I don't think it worked, because when I asked Oscar about it the next day he had no recollection of the incident. 


But his lack of memory did not keep him from laughing, yet again, at his silly pee plunder.