A prayer from the mouth of Oscar:
"Dear Heavenly Father,
Thanks that Dad got home safely from work.
Help us to get our owies better.
Help us to get our mosquito bites better.
Thank you for this food.
Please help me to not pee the bed.
Please help that Angus won't cry tonight.
Help us to sleep good.
Help us not to be naughty or frustrated.
Please help us not to say shut-up or shit.
In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."
In other family news; Angus peed twice on the potty yesterday, and pooped once. He is far from potty trained, but we sure are getting closer.
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4 comments:
It's good he's praying for you and Bryan to stop swearing. It has really gotten out of hand. ;) What an awesome prayer.
And...are you kidding me?? Angus potty training?? Holy cow. You are amazing. Sloan is NOT ready. She will sit on the potty for HOURS and nothing comes out. I don't think she quite "gets it" yet. Oh well. I'm not really in a hurry. Good luck!
Poop! On the Potty! Holy Sh**! Shut up!
I mean...uh...wow.
oh my gosh, I am laughing so hard! That is so stinkin' hilarious. I love it!! Ya, and nice work with the potty training already!! I'm impressed.
Another LOL coming from me :D Sorry about zoo days...i think it will have to be permanently postponed until March-ish. But hey now that Oscar is super excited to make new friends....maybe ya'll could just come over to our house for a playdate :D
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